Sunday, November 15, 2009

Words that should be in the dikshunerry

I'm currently getting back in to the routine of incorporating some physical exercise into my day, other than walking 500m from my house to Banana Joe's grocery, after having a bit of a spell on the bench. I didn't do a Geoff Huegill or anything, but I was feeling decidedly meh so I thought it about time to rediscover some cardio-based virtuousness.

So, early on Saturday morning, I was schlepping around Waverley Oval at the group training I used to do when I lived east-side (before I was keeping it real and gritty - literally - in the inner west). After multiple trips running up and down a flight of stairs (numbering 75 odd), I had these:

quobbles. uncontrollable wobbling of the quadriceps muscles; typically experienced when trying to drive a car after a period of intense exercising and your leg shakes when depressing the clutch.*

*Acknowledgements owed to my sister in coming up with this word. It is a bloody good one.


Quobbles are usually followed about 2 days later by the inability to rise easily and gracefully out of one's chair at work (I haven't figured out a new word for that yet, I'm sure one's out there). Luckily my desk is a temple to the gods of date loaf and apples right now, and if I had a thermos I'd be almost totally self-sufficient today.

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